Well… I have just about come down after my swishing-induced adrenaline high last night! It was at the same time peculiar but fascinating, exhilarating yet sometimes underwhelming but most definitely a success. It was every woman for herself….
So our team was dwindling in number due to illness and my remaining comrade had issues with national rail…but we got there in the end and they let us in…fashionably late…placed our items on the rails and mingled… The first hour was browsing and trying on…Great!… There was definitely a mixed-age range which hindered the availability of desirable items. I saw 3 items; a very nice black slim-fit dress for work, a white coat and a purple baby doll floaty dress and my swishing friend found an excellent pair of killer heels; black, high, caged with gold metallic detail as well as some other interesting pieces… However it was only 9.15pm and there was a whole 15 minutes left to guard our finds from other swishers very ready to pounce!!! We tried on our items several times in order to keep them off the rails and hopefully be in with a chance of grabbing them come the moment of reckoning!
A very well-to-do lady announced that all items were to be put back and we had to step away from the rails…5…4…3…then a voice sniggered …. ”You do realise I want that black dress”, I replied with an evil mwaahaha laugh and said that if she wanted it, we could toss a coin (complying with swishing rules). I became fixated on the LBD, it was going to be mine, I lost sight of the other two items I wanted…2… The tension was mounting, it could go either way…1… Yes!!! I had it and to my surprise my component had gone for a hideous grey and multicoloured striped thing which was an object of desire for more than one person for reasons unbeknown to me! The woman said “Don’t worry, you have this grey dress and I am tossing for the black one with her”…well… I don’t know what came over me but I said “No…you didn’t go for the black dress, therefore we don’t toss” and without waiting for a reply, I hastily moved away victorious!!!
After the ordeal, I needed a few moments to re-group… my swishing buddy had been successful and had even tried to grab the purple dress for me.. she grabbed the hanger but the dress slipped from it in slow motion “Nooooooooooo” and another competitor seized the opportunity, snatching the dress…but it didn’t matter, I had the black dress! We then both mouched around looking for items that hadn’t count our eye first time round but we may give a second try. The main battle was won.
So…did I enjoy the experience? Overall yes, it was fascinating to see the female species at war in its natural environment but it definitely brought out my evil, extremely competitive twin. I hated the idea of finding something I loved, making my mind up I wanted it and then being faced with the possibility that someone else might steal it! I can liken the experience to bingo – incredibly stressful but lots of fun at the same time…although with swishing you don’t ever go home empty-handed. I would definitely recommend the swishing experience!!!
My top 3 swishing tips: 1) Take the cavalry; hunting in numbers means come the moment, you can position yourselves in a wall around the rail with all your items on it ready to grab them all, 2) Diversion tactics; perhaps if this woman hadn’t seen I wanted the black dress so much, maybe she wouldn’t have gone for it as well – keep your cards close to your chest and 3) It is actually about the taking part; even if I hadn’t managed to get the ‘top prize’, I cleared out my wardrobe a little, raised some funds for the local pre-school, enjoyed some guilt-free sustainable shopping and had a good catchup with my friend….